Ellie, while looking into the open tray of our Blu Ray player:     Hey! My friend is in there!

Ellie loves to ask "What's that?"
Really, what 2 year old doesn't.

Ellie: Mommy, what's that? (in reference to the drippy noise the fridge makes every once in a while)
Me: Its the fridge.
Ellie: Mommy, the fridge is going pee pee!  But mommy, the fridge NEEDS to go pee pee in the toilet!
Me: Uhhh...
Ellie: Oh no!  Mommy the fridge needs to go poop in the toilet!
Me: Ellie, the fridge doesn't poop....or pee.  It just leaks water. (seriously, how do you explain that to a 2 year old?)
Ellie: Oooh.